![]() ![]() Have You Played? is an endless stream of game retrospectives. One a day, every day, perhaps for all time. I mean, who on earth would willingly subject themselves to the task of typing an article, when their fingers and wrists have been mangled beyond repair in just five minutes spent reacclimating to this diabolical browser-based Flash game? This harbinger of repetitive strain injuries? This annihilator of tendons and ligaments and souls? I am truly a masochist for deciding to write about Defend Your Castle. I now realise there was a reason I hadn't played Defend Your Castle in about 15 years. It seems completely harmless, and - dare I say it - even enjoyable at first sight. Defend Your Castle is a browser game all about, well, defending your castle from endless legions of stick-figure invaders. Doing It Solo, Play up to Round 15 without training any units Get In Mah Bucket, Convert 100 units Gettin the Hang of it, Play for 10 minutes total Gonna. There are all sorts of weapons and upgrades you can unlock that help you to deal with the ever-increasing tide of enemies, but your primary weapon will always be to pick up each invader with your cursor, and toss them into the air so that they come crashing down in a puddle of blood. ![]() The thing is, this action of clicking and then dragging violently upwards is not a familiar one for most mouse-users. Not when you're doing it twice a second (and that is very much the pace you'll need to set once you get past the first few levels). There's some pretty fun stuff that you can unlock as time goes on from the Temple, which allows you to convert enemies by dragging them into your castle, to the Mana Pool, which allows you to train these converts as wizards that can rain devastation down from the battlements. ![]()
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